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Sunday, April 13, 2014

Throwback . 14

I feel like barfing as I'm typing this blogpost
Honestly , how gross can i get omgg

So it was like this .
I was checking out my Blogger profile and clicked some page
That's when i saw it
Omggg Google+ had saved my pictures dating back to 2011 !!
* It's kind of a big deal for me because that was the year i started going online and stuff

I went through all my old pictures and also Facebook posts .
I JUST WANT TO MURDER MYSELF

How on earth did I take all those selfies ?!
I DID'NT EVEN KNOW I COULD DUCKFACE LIKE THAT
Plus , it was still not yet the era of smartphones
We were still using them button phones with 3 megapixel phone cameras
SELFIE WITH A 3 MEGAPIXEL PHONE CAMERA CAN YOU BELIEVE THAT
And the way i edited those pictures .
The 14 year old me needs some serious slapping hahaha
I remember being introduced to a photo editing software : MeiTuXiuXiu <美图秀秀>
It was really popular during the time and lots of teens were using it .
I'm not sure if the kids nowadays still use it .
Probably using all the smartphone editors lol
* I'm using Camera360 . Sorry for being unfaithful , MTXX . Lolllll
When i first started out , I marveled the fact you can actually color your hair , add blushes and even colored irises .
Hahaha you can't blame me for being a fugly tween right
Besides , Photoshop was wayyyy to hard for me 
MTXX was so simple and in a matter of seconds I was hooked
I remember furiously editing and experimenting the software for a full week

And ohh my so-called "makeup"
HOW ON EARTH WAS I ABLE TO SPORT THOSE THICK EYELINER AND EYELASHES ?
I cannot even stand having eyeliner now omgg

I also saw pictures of my then “admirer” now turned confidante
What a long journey it has been for us huh .
I recall the first time meeting him .
I still remember him bugging for my phone number
* Yes we still asked for phone numbers at the time . No Wechat , No Whatsapp NO NOTHING
He wasn't all that good-looking at the time
* Materialistic bitch lol
But he was presentable

As for me , I only had eyes for guys older than me
* Not old men but you know like more than 14 less than 18 type of guys lol
So naturally he was always playing the role of my good friend
The last straw was when i told him about my made-up "boyfriend" so that he would stop bugging me
He responded by lying against the door saying : Wow , I'm hurt

Being the kids we were , we quickly forgot the whole incident ever happened and resumed being friends
Flash-forward 3 years and bam he's matured into a fine guy , fit figure & always with the trend while keeping it classy
*He used to be a skinny dude  . He had like a Captain America transformation thingy HAHAHA
And he's one of the closest boy-friend I have
Anyways , not many people know about this douchebag boy of mine and i hope it stays that way lol


Okay okay i think this unrelated story is done lol
I'm gonna have my lunch now
* Yay food
BYEEEE X