Okay horror movies
First things first
Why do you have to always buy a huge house in the country or somewhere secluded where you have NO neighbors around you ?
I mean like who does that ?
If a person really had guts to buy a ginormous house in a deserted place , ghost should be scared of you .
Or at least you wouldn't be afraid of hauntings . Loll
Next , DON'T CHECK THE NOISE OR GO TOWARDS IT !
Urgh I feel like screaming wtf at this .
Seriously if you're alone in the ginormous house , and you hear sounds *usually it's the attic , closet or basement , why the heck do you want to check the noise ?!
YOU'RE ALONE IN A DESERTED PLACE FOR NATURE'S SAKE !
That has to be saying something , right ?
GET OUT OF THE HOUSE !
DRIVE TO THE CITY !
GO TO YOUR PARENT'S !
RENT A HOTEL ROOM !
GO TO A FRIENDS HOUSE !
Whatever you do just get out of there .
Omgg if I were in my house alone and I heard sounds from my kitchen , I'd be screaming and running out of my house .
The craziest part is I don't even live in a ginormous house and I'm surrounded by neighbors loll .
Thirdly , one of the most common , annoying and stupid mistake they make in movies .
If you're being chased by a serial killer , TURN YOUR PHONE ON SILENT MODE
And the dumbest part is , the phone seems to ring at the worst times EVERY SINGLE TIME . And thanks to ringing phones , lives have been lost .
Finally , Please , don't hide under the bed , or the closet or the toilet
Put yourself in the crazed murderer's shoes .
If I were to kill a person , where's the first place I'd look at ?
Exactly . I've made my point , I rest my case .
So far these are the most predictable things I can think of at the moment .
There are soooo much more predictable scenes in most storylines so make sure you don't watch any horror movies with me or you'll end up ruining your horror movie experience .
That's all for now
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